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Old 04-30-2013, 08:27 PM   #1
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Cool Jokes Competition May 2013

Assalam O Alaikum


Is Month Aap Ne ''Mian Biwi '' Pe Jokes Share karna ha

~Rules~


1: Her member aik hi Sharing kary ga.

2: Aik jesi sharing cancel kr di jaye gi.

3: Edit ki gai sharing shamil nhi ki jaye gi.

4: Urdu Mai Ki Gai Sharing ko bhi Cancel kar diya Jaye ga .

5: share krny ki last date 20-05-2013 hai .


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3 young Ladies proposed a MAN..

He had to choose one of them..

He tested by giving them
Rs.5000 each 2 spend...

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1st bought make up stuff & new
dresses & said she wanted to look good for him..

2nd got him few expensive shirts & ties and perfumes &
said she wanted him to look good..

3rd one invested the money, Got profit & returned him original amount, saying that she saved the rest for their future..

Finally MAN decided to marry
the Lady who was
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The Prettiest

Moral:" Men Will Be Men.. :O \
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Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don't even think about it
She: do you love me ?
Hefcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I'm not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage...
Now simply read from bottom to top
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A line written on a Husband's T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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OF THEM..:-P
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