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Old 12-05-2009, 08:06 PM   #21
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Ak Bacha school Dair say pocha tu Teacher nay kaha.

" Tumhay Pata hona chahiye keh School 8am ko shoro ho jata hai."

Bachay nay Masomiyat say jawab diya.

" Mis ! waqt ke pabandi zarori hai. Aap mera intazar mat kia karay. School shoro kar diya karay.
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A Sardar learning english introduces his family at a party.

Hi I am a Sardar.

This is my sardarni .

He is my Kid and she is my Kidney.
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Bemar shohar: Muje janwaro k doctor k pass le javo...
BV: wo kio???
Shohar: Is liye k Roz subha "MURGHAY" ki tara ut jata ho...
"GHORAY" ki tara bhaag k office jata hoon...
"GADHAY" ki tara kaam karta ho...
ghar aa kar sab par "KUTTAY" ki tara bhonkta ho...
Aur Raat ko "BHAINS" k saath so jata ho...
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A kanjoos boy fell in love with a knjoos girl...
Girl: Jab dad so jaye to me gali me sikka painko ge... tum forun aa jana...

Laiken larka sikka painkne k aik ghantay baad aaya...
Girl: Itni dair kio laga de???

Boy: me sikka dondh raha tha...
Girl: O pagal wo to me ne dhaga bandh k phenka tha.
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sardar with Dantist: kia dard kay bagair daant nikaal saktay ho?
Dr. : Nahi
Sardar: main Nikaal laita hon
Dr. : Wo kaisay?
Sardar: he he he he he
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Aik pathan ne molvi se kuch pocha...

Molvi ne gusse me aa kar us ko 2 thappar lagaye...

Logo ne pathan se pocha...

k tum ne molvie se kia pocha tha????

Pathan: Me ne to bus itna hi pocha tha...

k ye 14 August ki nimaaz kaha parhai jati hai
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3 Pathan film sholay daikne gaye...

Hero ne kaha... Basanti in kutto k samne mat nacho...

Pathan karay ho kar bolne lage...

Ticket lia hai... is ka baap bhi nachay ga..
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Boy: Papa 1 glass pani de do

papa: khud le lo.

BOY: plz de do na

Papa: Ab manga to thapar maronga.

Boy : Thapr marne aao to pani lete aana
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Muslim lady: asalamo alikum!
MOLVI : ye jannat mai jaye gi
HINDU LADY: Namasty!
MOLVI: ye dozakh mai jay gi
CHRISTIAN LADY: Hi darling!
MOLVI: ye mere sath jaye gi
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Qus. Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?




Ans.Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Me,



Umar Sharif,
Nawaz Sharif,
Shehbaz Sharif,
Hamza Sharif
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