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Old 10-16-2012, 08:55 AM   #1
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Rose :} دونوں کان ;-)

باکسر کے دونوں کان جل گئے
ڈاکٹر نے پوچھا کان کیسے جلے.....؟
باکسر: میں قمیض استری کر رہا تھا کہ اتنے میں فون آگیا میں نے غلطی سے فون کی جگہ استری کان پر لگادی.
ڈاکٹر: لیکن دوسرا کان کیسے جلا؟
باکسر: جناب! کیا میں ایمبولینس کو فون بھی نہ کرتا؟


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Old 10-16-2012, 09:21 AM   #2
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Old 10-16-2012, 02:54 PM   #3
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Old 10-17-2012, 05:05 PM   #4
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Old 10-19-2012, 01:56 AM   #6
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