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E: Do u have a boyfriend? C: I have. E: Is he working Locally? C: No. He is working Overseas. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u ! C: Why? E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u 2> E: Any girl friends? C: No. E: So far chased any before? C: Have, but not successful. E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend? C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal issue. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u. C: Why? E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!! 3> E: Any girlfriends? C: Yes. E: Is she pretty? C: Not quite. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you. C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation? E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist. 4> E: Any girlfriends? C: Yes. E: Is she pretty? C: yes E: Is she your first lover? C: Yes. E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit. 5> E: Any girlfriends? C: Yes. E: Is she your first lover? C: No. Have a few already. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper" ! (Job hoper lah!) 6> E: Any boyfriends? C: Yes. E: Is he rich? C: No. E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing with money and you will seduce 7> E: Any boyfriends? C: Yes. E: Is he rich ? C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company. E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to employ you, neither do we! C: But,...... there is no position in his company. E: Then,..... what is your qualification? C: Secretary! E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect your managers' working spirits. C: But,...... I am not pretty at all. E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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VERY NICE DEAR
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Girl Friend ho tu bi job nahi
boy friend ho to bi job nahi dono na bi ho tu bi job nahi aap bataye ge job kaisey miley ge ![]() Acha Interview liya ha
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Nice sharing
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nice
thanks 4 sharing
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