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Old 12-27-2013, 09:09 PM   #1
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Nice Joke competition of JAN 2014






Joke competition mein ap is mah

" Karobaar" py joke share kren gy



Rules

her member 1 hi joke share kry ga.

aik jesi sharing cancle kr di jaye gi

Post edit krna allow nahi hai.

Last date 20/01/2014 hai.

gud luck

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Old 01-02-2014, 03:07 AM   #2
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دلہن عروسی جوڑے میں بیٹھی تھی کہ دولہا آیا اور کہنے لگا

" مجھے اس دن کا کافی عرصے سے انتظار تھا "۔

دلہن نے جواب دیا " اس وقت دن نہیں رات ہے " ۔

میرا مطلب ہے کہ تمہیں حاصل کرنے کے لیے میں نے کتنے پاپڑ بیلے کولہو کے بیل کی طرح کام کیا ۔
دولہا نے وضاحت پیش کی ۔

" اس کا مطلب ہے تم پاپڑ بیلنے کا کام کرتے ہو اور پارٹ ٹائم تیل کا کاروبار بھی کرتے ہوگے " ۔
دولہن نے کہا ۔

" ڈارلنگ ! تم سمجھیں نہیں " دولہا نے روہانسا ہو کر کہا ۔
" اس سے پہلے تو کسی دولہا نے اپنی دلہن سے ایسی بات نہیں کی ہوگی " ۔ دولہن بولی ۔

دولہا اپنا سر پکڑ کر بیٹھ گیا اور کہنے لگا
ابا صحیح کہتے ہیں کہ دولہن گھر سے رخصت ہو تے وقت خود رو کر سب کو رلا دیتی ہے ۔ اور دولہا بے چارہ ساری زندگی روتا رہتا ہے ۔ دلہن نے پھر جواب دیا

" اب ساری زندگی کہاں رہ گئی ہے تقریباً آدھی تو گذر گئی ہے "۔
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Ustad 1 bache se
: beta aap bade ho kr kay karo ge?

bacha:mai bohat bada Karoobar karon ga

Ustad:kon sa Karoobar beta?

bacha:Sardiyon main Sasti BARAF lay kar Garmiyon main bachonga
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فقیر عورت سے: آپ کے پاس کوئی پھٹا پرانا کوٹ ہو تو مجھ غریب کو دے دیں۔

عورت نے کہا۔ ”مگر تم نے جو کوٹ پہنا ہوا ہے وہ تو نیا ہے۔

فقیر نے کہا۔ ”آپ کا کہنا بجا ہے بیگم صاحبہ! مگر اس نئے کوٹ نے ہی میرا
کاروبار چوپٹ کر رکھا ہے۔
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