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Old 10-02-2011, 03:04 PM   #1
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New JOkE CompEtition Of october….

JOkE CompEtition Of october….
Assalam-O-Allaikum….
jOke CompEtition k sath pяєC!συѕ g!яl.hazir hy
iss month app ney "jOkes on zardari"
k topic per jokes sharE kerney hain..
'RULES':
1) LAST DATE 20 october

2) Polling 20 october ko ee laga dee jaye gi

3) Har member 1 jOke share karay ga

4) Edit kar k dobara ki gaee post ko accept nai kiya jaye ga

5)Aik jaisi sharing allow nai hai

6) Sharing isi thread main karni hai….
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Wa Alaikum As Salam WR WB
nice topic me ki sharing......

Zardari Ki Gari Ka Nichay
Kutay Ka Bacha Aa Gya
Driver Say Zardari Nay Bola
Ka Maloom Kroo Kis Ka Hai…..
Driver Thori
Dair Main Wapas Aya
Aur Bohat Say Har Galay Main …..
Aray Kia Hoa….
Driver Nay Jawab Dia Kay ,,,
Main Nay Logoon Say Bola
Kay Mian Zardari Ka Driver Hoon
Kutay Ka Bacha Mar Gaya ….
Unhoonay Sun Kar….
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Old 10-03-2011, 01:28 PM   #3
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2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.

Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.
Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.
Kisi ne pucha.
"Kyon Maar Diya?"
Usne maayusi se jawab diya.
Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai.
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Old 10-03-2011, 09:56 PM   #4
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Aik jamadarni dosri se: Mujhay aisa mard chaheay jo Charsi ho Qatil ho Neech ho Daaku ho Be-ghairat ho

2nd Jamadarni: Chal kamini zaat di jamadarni aur Khwab Zardari dy?
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Aik jamadarni dosri se: Mujhay aisa mard chaheay jo Charsi ho Qatil ho Neech ho Daaku ho Be-ghairat ho

2nd Jamadarni: Chal kamini zaat di jamadarni aur Khwab Zardari dy?
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Scratch & Win
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lllllari


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lllardari


“Zardari”
Mubarik Ho aapka KUTTTA Nikla Hai.
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Tarzan janwaron ko un ki zaat bata raha tha.

Shair: Shah

Tiger: Gujjar

Cheeta: Bhatti

Haathi: Butt

Zebra: Mochi

Kutta: Zardari.

Kutta tap ke bola: Tera baap zardari..



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Ab me karoonga mara mari

Mere naam hai zardari

Main ne pehle apni B.V mari

Ab hai poori qoum ki bari

Dil khol k loton ga

Qoum ki raqum Sari ki Sari
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Z@rdari ko abhi tk joota nhi lga to kya defect hai...?

Wah wah

Z@rdari ko abhi tk joota nhi lga to kya defect hai......?

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Akhir ko joote ki b to koi SELF RESPECT hai!
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Dil chahta hai,

Chori Karon,

Jhoot bolon.

Sharab piyon,

Rishwat khaon,

Qatal karon,

Or

Jail Jaon.

Shayad isi tarah kabhi
main President of Pakistan ban jaon.
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