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Old 12-05-2009, 07:57 PM   #1
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Aik dafa aik Molvi marne ki halat me hota hai...
to apni bewi se kehta hai...
k me jab mar javo...
to samnay walo ki aurto ko zaroor bulana...
bewi hairaan ho kar pochti hai...
wo kio bala????
to molvie kehta hai..
k me ne suna hai k...
wo muraday se lipat lipat k Roti hai..
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Aik Fakeer bacche se: 5 ropay ka sawaal hai baba...
Baccha: baga baga fakeer k pass aaya aur kehnay laga...
"BABA JALDI SE SAWAAL BATAVO... MUJE 5 ROPO KI BARI SAKT ZAROORAT HAI... " LOL***
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"Aik aadmi aadi raat k wakt kabristan k kareeb se guzar raha tha...
to us ne daika k aik purani aur tooti hove kabar k ooper aik aadmi baita hova hai...
wo kafi hairaan hova aur us k pass ja kar us se pocha...
bhai sahab aap ko dar nahi lagta...
k aadi raat k wakt aik kabar par baite hove hai...
to us aadmi ne jawaab dia...
k is me darne wali kia baat hai...
Andar garmi lag rahi thi is liye bahir aa kar bait Gaya... "
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Father to son: If you don't pass exam this year, then don't call me Dad...
After some days...

Father: How is your result??
Son: Sorry Bashir Sahab...
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Ek sardar ko aik larka mobile pe tang karta ta...
aik din sardar ne new sim kareed kar use msg kia...

me ne wo number band kar dia hai...
ab taira baap bhi muje tang nahi kar Sakta...
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Aik pagal letter lik raha tha...
Doctor ne pocha kis ko lik rahay ho...

Pagal: kud ko...
Doctor: Kia lika hai...

Pagal: Muje kia pata... Abhi muje mila to nahi hai.
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Election hone wale tay... Omeedwaar ghar ghar ja kar vote mang rahay tay...
Aik omeedwaar ne aik darwaazay par ja kar dastak de...
to aik choti bacchi ne darwaza khola...
omeedwaar bola... Hello gurya tumharay abbu People's party me hai ya muslim league me...
Bacchi masoomiyat se... Ge wo Bathroom me hai..
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Aik gayeb dimaagh professor apni gayeb dimaagh bewi k sath ghar me baitay batay kar rahay tay...
k isi doraan darwazay par dastak hove....
is par bewi ne chonk kar kaha....
Hi Allah maire shohar aa gaye...
ye sun kar gayeb dimagh professor...
pakray janay k dar se...
bokla kar apni jaga se utay...
aur pichli kirki se kood kar bahir chalay gaye...
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Aik nalaaik aunty english k paper me fail ho gaye...
due to the following translations....

1) Me aam aadmi nahi ho... (I am not a mango man)...

2) Sarda aur garma fruit hai... (Sarda and garma is fruit)...

3) Muje bhi english aati hai... (English comes to me also)...

4) do aur do barabar chaar... (give and give equal to four)...

5) maira talluk hari por hazara se hai... (I belong to green por thousanda)...

6) Sarak pe glia chal rahi hai... (Tablets are walking on the raod)..
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