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Old 12-05-2009, 08:02 PM   #11
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Aik molvi film actor se masjid k liye chanda laine k liye aaya...
to film actor ne kaha...
k aap to kehtay hai k hamara paisa napaak hai?

Molvi: Ge in paiso se hum "TOILET" banaye gay...
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Aik jamadaar gutter ki safaye k liye gutter me juka hota hai...

peechay se aik PATAN guzarte hove kehta hai...

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Doctor Charsi se: Daiko cigerrate peenay se insaan ki zindagi aahista aahista khatam ho jate hai...

Charsi: te sanu kaire jaldi ey ge..
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Charsi Rikshaw Main Beta or bola Bazar CHalo

Rikshaw Wala : oo Bhai Mary Tum Bazar Main hi ho

Charsi : Ye Lo 50 Rs Or Ainda Itna taiz Riksha maat Chalawo
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1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya,

After operation,
Dr. Asks:
Kuch kehna chahte ho?

Charsi:jisko bhi ankhen lagao
use bata dena
ye 2 kash laganay
k baad he khulti hain
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Sardar went to meet his Chinese friend who is in hospital.

Man says CHIN YU YAN and then he dies.

Sardar goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words if it concerns his will.

The Meaning is YOU ARE STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!
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Aik Dafa aik charsi bujhi hoi cigrate pee raha tha, Aik adami nay bola yay kaisay pee rahay ho... Dhuwan to nikal he nahi raha....

Charsi bola cigratte CNG per hay
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Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
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Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai....
ghar ke sab khilone chhupa den.
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Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega
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Pathan: Yaar Hamara Biwi Humko Chhor kar Chala Gaya.


Friend: Tum Usko Pyaar Nahi karta Hoga.


Pathan: O Nahi! Qasam Khuda Ka, Saga Behen Samajhta Tha Usko.
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