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Old 04-26-2011, 11:03 AM   #1
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Interviewer: What is skeleton?

Guriya: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Old 04-26-2011, 11:54 AM   #2
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hahaha... Kyun na ye thread hum Guddo jokes ko dedicate kar dein?
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Old 04-26-2011, 05:17 PM   #3
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hAhAhAhA chOcOoOoooooooooooooo !
Q paNga lEy raHi hO GuDDo sE
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Old 04-26-2011, 06:07 PM   #4
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hAhAhAhA chOcOoOoooooooooooooo !
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is not changa

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Old 04-26-2011, 06:19 PM   #6
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wO kia hAi na chOcO. . .GuDDo sE paNga lEy k kUch cHaLta naHi , saB kUch bHaaGta hai
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chalo phr gud na
Guddo se panga le ker
Guddu jokes ka forum banaty hain
jo bhagy ga teraqi ki rahooo py
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Manager asked Guriya at an interview.
-Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?


Guriya replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
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