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Old 04-26-2011, 06:47 PM   #11
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Old 04-26-2011, 08:01 PM   #12
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Old 04-26-2011, 08:08 PM   #13
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Interviewer asked Guriya:
Any great man born in sialkot ?

Guriya: No sir, only small babies!!!
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Old 04-26-2011, 08:18 PM   #14
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Guriya attending an interview
Manager: Do you know MS Office?

Guriya: If you give me the address
I will go there sir.
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:09 AM   #15
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hahahaha... zabardast sharing!

Ye thread zarur bhaag raha hai
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:15 AM   #16
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Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good??

Guriya : Bad

Interviewer: Come


Guriya: GO

Interviewer: Ugly


Guriya : Pichlli

Interviewer: Ugly

Guriya: Pichlli

Interviewer: Shut up

Guriya: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Get out

Guriya : Come in

Interviewer: Oh my God

Guriya : Oh my Devil

Interviewer: U r rejected

Guriya : I m Selected..


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hahahaha... zabardast sharing!

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Old 04-27-2011, 12:22 AM   #18
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Interviewer: Congrats Guryia, you are selected.
Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.
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Old 04-27-2011, 03:47 AM   #19
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hahahahhahahah gOOD Going choco..
verry funny lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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