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Old 04-27-2011, 10:37 AM   #21
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Interviewer:Can u make a sentence using green,pink and yellow.

Guriya:Why not!

My phone rings
GREEN GREEN,I PINK up the phone and say YELLOW.
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Old 04-27-2011, 10:45 AM   #22
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Interviewer What is your birth date?

Guriya : January 24,

Interviewer: Which year?

Guriya : Oye siR g EVERY YEAR
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Old 04-27-2011, 04:42 PM   #23
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hAhAhAhAhA chOcooOoOOoo bacHawWwwwwwwwww !
zaRa akElEy mEin miLna mujhE
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Interviewer asked Guriya:
Any great man born in sialkot ?

Guriya: No sir, only small babies!!!

UuUufffffff !
hOw iNtEllEgEnt i m . . .
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Interviewer: what s ur qualification?
Guriya: Sir I am PhD.
Interviewer: what do u mean by PhD?
Guriya : PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....
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Interviewer: what s ur qualification?
Guriya: Sir I am PhD.
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Guriya : PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....

chOcOo. . .NaugHt girL !
wherE is "W" iN PHD ?
pAssEd HiGhschOol "WITH" difficUlty na . .
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baSs. . .
lAkiN mErE iNtEllEgEnt hOnE k qissE agaR pOori dUnia mEin na pOhncHey tO hUmara agrEEmEnt caNclE
pHir cHawaNNi b naHi milEgi tuMhE
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