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Ek Aadmi talwar liya Masjid main giya our awaz di;
Aap main koyi sacha muslman hai?
Ek buzurg bolay:
main hoon...
Aadmi buzurg ko bahir le gia our us ke qadmo,n main Bakra zibah kia,
Phir Masjid maingiya,
talwar se khoon tapak raha tha, woh bola,
our koi sacha muslman hai?
Awaz aayi:
Molvi sahib hain,
Molvi ghussay se bola;
bakwaas kar raha hai yah
Mujha to Kalma bahi nahi aata............
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