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Old 10-16-2012, 02:38 PM   #1
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Default women never listen!

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course perfect. One snowy, stormy christmas eve, this perfect couple was driving their car along with winding road, when they noticed somone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and santa claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor? (Read down 4 the answer. Trust me. It's worth it)
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Answer: The perfect wonan survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no santa claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
Women stop reading here, dat is the end of joke. Men keep reading down.
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So, if there is no perfect man and no santa claus. The wonan must hv been driving, this explains why there was a car accident. By the wy, if u'r a woman and u'r still reading,


this illustrates another point: women never listen!


A perfact woman never listen.....
bas ji jo keh gae hn "barhe" hi keh gay hn
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Old 10-16-2012, 03:52 PM   #2
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Old 10-17-2012, 11:53 AM   #3
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Old 10-18-2012, 02:11 AM   #4
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Very niisshhh...
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Old 12-16-2012, 05:21 PM   #5
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Old 12-16-2012, 05:26 PM   #6
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