![]() |
![]() |
#1 |
Ŧђз ₤σяđ Ŏf Ðάяк Šσμℓş
![]() ![]() Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: *~ Ðάяк Šσμℓş ~*
Posts: 35,044
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() Assalam O Alaikum
Is Month Aap Ne ''Mian Biwi '' Pe Jokes Share karna ha ~Rules~ 1: Her member aik hi Sharing kary ga. 2: Aik jesi sharing cancel kr di jaye gi. 3: Edit ki gai sharing shamil nhi ki jaye gi. 4: Urdu Mai Ki Gai Sharing ko bhi Cancel kar diya Jaye ga . 5: share krny ki last date 20-05-2013 hai . Best Of Luck
__________________
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#2 |
Ŧђз ₤σяđ Ŏf Ðάяк Šσμℓş
![]() ![]() Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: *~ Ðάяк Šσμℓş ~*
Posts: 35,044
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
3 young Ladies proposed a MAN..
He had to choose one of them.. He tested by giving them Rs.5000 each 2 spend... . . . . . . 1st bought make up stuff & new dresses & said she wanted to look good for him.. 2nd got him few expensive shirts & ties and perfumes & said she wanted him to look good.. 3rd one invested the money, Got profit & returned him original amount, saying that she saved the rest for their future.. Finally MAN decided to marry the Lady who was . . . . . . . . The Prettiest ![]() Moral:" Men Will Be Men.. ![]() ![]() ![]()
__________________
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#3 |
Moderator
![]() Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: ●♥ღ ÐязαmℓάиÐ ღ♥●
Posts: 26,494
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don't even think about it She: do you love me ? He ![]() She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance I get! She:will u hit me ? He:R u crazy?I'm not that kind of person! She:can I trust u? He:yes.. She: Darling! After marriage... Now simply read from bottom to top
__________________
|
![]() |
![]() |
#4 |
Banned
![]() Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Dream Land..............
Posts: 1,218
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#5 |
•°¯`•• ғarιнa ••´¯°•
![]() Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: ~♥~fαитαѕу~♥~
Posts: 32,106
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
__________________
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#6 |
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: KARACHI
Posts: 1,620
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
A line written on a Husband's T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN.. . . . . . . . OF THEM..:-P
__________________
![]() ![]() جو کرتا ہے تو چھپ کر اہل جہاں سے کوئی دیکھتا ہے تجھے آسماں سے ۔۔۔ ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#7 |
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 12,669
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
Bookmarks |
Tags |
2013, competition, jokes |
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
Thread Tools | |
Display Modes | |
|
|
![]() |
||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
Urdu Adab Competition May 2013 | LaZy PrInCeSs | old Competitions archieves | 7 | 05-19-2013 10:30 PM |
Jokes Competition of nov 2011 | Princess Of Azkaban | old Competitions archieves | 5 | 11-17-2011 01:43 PM |
polling for jokes competition oct.. | chocolate | old Competitions archieves | 4 | 10-25-2011 01:39 AM |
October 2011 competition | .::!sяα wαQαs::. | News & Announcement | 7 | 10-19-2011 07:09 PM |
***** July-2011 Competition links**** | chocolate | News & Announcement | 4 | 08-07-2011 01:27 PM |